its not an anime opening until the main character is seen frantically running
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
#if you act dominant the eyeliner will respect your authority #liquid eyeliner has a complex social structure similar to that of wolves and you must show it who the alpha is #it’s you #YOURE the alpha
it sucks that we live in a world where men are fuckin heroes for not taking advantage of women.
"what a great guy for not trying to sleep with her while she was extremely intoxicated" wow what an amazing dude, having simple human decency
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye